Himesh, Swapnil and VIP

Shakeel

Sudesh Lehari

Shakeel

Shakeel

Suesh Albela

Suresh Albela

Suresh Albela

Suresh Albela

Suresh Albela

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Shakeel

Grand finale

Gunga

Q: Ek gunga apne girl friend ko Aashique banaya song kaise sunayaga ?
A: Abey kya hatela demag hai
Simple ree, Cassette dalkeee
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa....................................

Javed Akhtar ki Biwi

Q: Javed akhtar jab ghar jate hain aur biwi ko bulate hain
to aaju baju ki sari auraten aa jati hain bolo kyon ?
A: Shabana karke bulate hain naa
Q: Toh ?
A: Areyy ded demag . Sab - aanaa..... samja kya
hahahahahah...........................................

Dus

Q: India ke ek saal mein kitne raat hote hain ?
A: 10
Q: Woh Kaise
A: Nav ratri + ek shiv ratri = 10

hahahahahahahahahah.............................

Raju Shrivastav

Raju Shrivastav

Raju Shrivastav

Navin Prabhakar

Sunil Pal

Sunil Pal

Abhishek -Ish marriage

Virgin

M-Seal

Godrej

Coke

Raju

Kapil Sharma

Bhoppa Ali

Eve Teasing

Laloo

Patni

Kisine kisiseh kaha
App ki patni bahut khoobsoorat hai
Pati ne jawab diya , meri patni ki koi patni nahi hai naa
isiliyee !!!

Sardar Santa

A Man to Santa Singh:
Your Friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes to his home and came after half an hour and slapped the Man, and said He is not my Friend..stupid

Sardar Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13^th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3^rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Ramu

In some remote village of india, one masterji is teaching the mahabharat katha to a class. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.

Masterji: "Kans heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev and devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...Sencond one is born and kansa throws him off the mountain peak third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.

Masterji (sounding nervous n confused): "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in Mahabharata and how come u have one?"

Ramu: masterji, if kansa knew that devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, then why the hell did he put vasudev and devaki in the same cell??