Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Gunga

Q: Ek gunga apne girl friend ko Aashique banaya song kaise sunayaga ?
A: Abey kya hatela demag hai
Simple ree, Cassette dalkeee
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa....................................

Javed Akhtar ki Biwi

Q: Javed akhtar jab ghar jate hain aur biwi ko bulate hain
to aaju baju ki sari auraten aa jati hain bolo kyon ?
A: Shabana karke bulate hain naa
Q: Toh ?
A: Areyy ded demag . Sab - aanaa..... samja kya
hahahahahah...........................................

Dus

Q: India ke ek saal mein kitne raat hote hain ?
A: 10
Q: Woh Kaise
A: Nav ratri + ek shiv ratri = 10

hahahahahahahahahah.............................